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Life Sentence

Life Sentence

A woman awakes during the night to find that her husband was not in bed. She puts on her robe and goes downstairs to look for him. She finds him sitting in the kitchen with a cup of coffee, and he appears to be in deep thought, just staring at the wall. She watches as he wipes a tear from his eye and takes a sip of coffee.



“What's the matter dear?”She whispers as she steps into the room. “Why are you sitting down here this time of the night?”The husband looks up from his coffee:“Do you remember 20 years ago when we were dating, and you were only 16?”He asks solemnly.“Yes, I do。”She replies.


The husband paused, the words were not coming easily:“Do you remember when your father caught us in the back seat of my car making love?”“Yes I remember。”Said the wife, lowering herself into a chair beside him.

The husband continued:“Do you remember when he stuck the gun in my head and said, "Either you marry my daughter, or I'll send you to jail for 20 years." “Yes I remember that too.” She whispered softly.
He wiped another tear from his cheek and said,

"I would be getting out today"!

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what about the wife after hearing that?

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is it a joke?

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Definitely, it is a joke.

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原帖由 monster 于 2008-7-18 09:34 PM 发表
what about the wife after hearing that?
Probably she will be shocked, frustrated,and indignant,followed by a series of interrogations, but the point is not at the wife's reaction, then it is at the point of that why people have the similar thought about the marriage just as the "enclosed city" written by well-known author qian zhong shu, to describe the marriage as the enclosed city where people would get in or out in their intention and will, and why all the people around the world have almost the same ideas for the poor marriage and have tasted the suffering as the persons in prison?

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It is sarcastic joke.

Poor man.   20 years marriage means 20 years jail for him.

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Poor man. Marriage is jail, or bomb

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Marriage is that so horrible ?
The joke does make some senses

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